Friday, March 27, 2009


So it looks like our friend Vince of ShamWow and SlapChop fame is in a little bit of trouble for beating up a hooker in Miami.
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.

You can read the full story and see pictures of the ShamWow guy with his face hooker-punched here. Something tells me the judge will be lenient on him, but you know he can't do this all day so hurry now.

1 comment:

Mark Osler said...

Ew... TMI about what Vince was "emitting."