|They've got a dry sense of humor.|
If you thought watching paint dry was fun, then watching beef dry will leave you on the edge of your seat! Follow these migrant factory workers as they explore the volatile world of industrial dehydration, with double entendres galore. They'll face salt shortages, FDA inspectors, angry shift supervisors, and their own hungry bellies. From slaughterhouse to fatty mouths, you'll salivate as these guys jerk some beef, reality tv style!
Airs: Saturdays at 9/8c on TLC.
The Real Housewives of Slovakia
|Potatoes are like the Louis Vuitton of Slovakia.|
New York City, Atlanta, Washington D.C., New Jersey, Orange County, Beverly Hills: these are the places you think of when you think of housewives. Well get ready to add another place to the list- Slovakia! Follow along each week as Bohumila, Hedviga, Nadezda, Olga, and Zdislava hit the streets of Trnava, where they dine, shop, and dish dish dish! Topics include Hedviga's constant hairstyle changes, Olga's porcelain cat collection, 1980s music, potatoes, and controversial Slovakian fashion magazine "Speváčky spievajú." Can you believe what Bohumila is wearing this week? Tune in for more!
Airs: Wednesdays 10/9c on Bravo.
|Narwhals live forever unless their head is cut off.|
There can be only one.
There is scarcely a better formula for successful entertainment than man vs. nature. On the new hit series Narwhal Hunters, this formula is put to the test, pitting man against (possibly mythical) beast. While it's true that no one has ever actually seen a narwhal, science and the media have led us to believe that if there's any animal that needs to be hunted down, it's this waterous monstrosity. Half whale, half unicorn, all asshole, watch each week as these brave men battle the elements, hippies in Greenpeace boats, and international maritime laws in order to hunt down a freak of nature that might not even exist.
Airs: Tuesdays at 9/8c on The Outdoor Channel.
The REAL Dave Coulier
You think you know Dave Coulier, but you have NO IDEA! Watch as a reality camera crew documents the life of everyone's favorite VH1 Surreal Life house member and former America's Funniest People host. From going to auditions to going to the post office to going to the bathroom, you'll get a first-hand look at how Uncle Joey spends his days. Special guest stars include Dave Coulier's mom, John Stamos' publicist, and a process server. Watch Coulier's amazing impersonation skills as he avoids his creditors on the phone! If you've ever wanted to know the true story behind Dave Coulier, now you have the chance- the REAL Dave Coulier.
Airs: Mondays at 3 a.m./2c on E!